great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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