I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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