Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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