And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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