Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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