Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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