How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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