And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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