just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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