Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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