i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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