the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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