Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Randomize
