How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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