weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Did we literally take a cab across the street
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
Randomize
