Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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