You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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