farters have to be the big spoon...
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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