white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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