K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize
