Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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