5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Randomize
