He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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