Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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