is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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