Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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