Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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