I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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