the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
