I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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