i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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