Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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