So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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