Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
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