he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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