I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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