Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
These tits shall not be calmed
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
