i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
do herpes really smell.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
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