just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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