I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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