So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i may or may not be watching the land before time
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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