Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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