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(573): View more from Missouri

Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?

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(320): View more from Minnesota

Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks

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(210): View more from Texas

i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.

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(516): View more from New York

He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore

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(206): View more from Washington

Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me

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(540): View more from Virginia

I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men

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(504): View more from Louisiana

so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?

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