Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Randomize
