It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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