Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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