i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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