We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
you are never too drunk for berry picking
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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