he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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