she was so not down for the gang bang
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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