There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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