You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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