He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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