i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
