Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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