OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
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