So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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